she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
