i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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