i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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