she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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