Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
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