watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I had to cum in my sink.
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