One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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