i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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