Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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