when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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