I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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