i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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