I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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