Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Randomize
