garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
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