What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i think my mom watched the whole time
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
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