dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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