chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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