One girl and one boy is just not enough.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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