dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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