How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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