I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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