I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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