I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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