If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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