I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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