I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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