would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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