Your tits are I can't wait for
Porn is love you can see.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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