Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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