i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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