well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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