just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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