I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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