You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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