we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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