His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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