sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I still have a little drunk in my system
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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