Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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