We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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