i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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