yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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