With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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