she was so not down for the gang bang
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
i out mim tonsoeep
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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