i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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