Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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