Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I'm both gender and math confused
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