used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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