Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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