I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
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