My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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