The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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