you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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