Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Just pee around me
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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