Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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