i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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